Store · coming soon

Merch store — coming soon.

Nothing is for sale yet. Super Beast, S.W.A.T., Escape from Greenville, Stickzilla and the rest of the classic series are redrawn below as concept designs. Tell us whether the store should open, which concepts you would wear, and what we should draw next.

Voting opens soon.

The big question

Should we open the SDI merch store?

The store opens only if enough of you want it. One vote per browser or account; you can change it any time.

Concept designs

Thumbs up the ones you would wear.

Concepts, not products: no prices, sizes or checkout. Every picture is an original vector mock-up rendered from this repository, not a photograph of stock.

Black t-shirt with a horned, clawed Super Beast stick brute with glowing red eyes over a blood splatter, and the words SUPER BEAST, NEVER DIES — ConceptSuper Beast tee

Poster: a stick figure strolls past a park bench at night while Super Beast lurks behind a tree, titled A WALK IN THE PARK, Parts I to V — ConceptWalk in the Park poster

Charcoal hoodie printed with a ring of candles and runes around Super Beast rising from the floor, titled SUMMONING THE BEAST — ConceptSummoning the Beast hoodie

Bone-coloured t-shirt with a tally of stick-mark body counts crossed out in red and the words BODY COUNT, SUPER BEAST CHECK — ConceptBody Count tee

Navy t-shirt with a S.W.A.T. stick trooper in helmet and vest behind a riot shield, a stencil S.W.A.T. title and the line HOSTAGE? WHAT HOSTAGE — ConceptS.W.A.T. tee

Black cap with an embroidered S.W.A.T. shield patch and a small red stick mark on the side — ConceptS.W.A.T. cap

Olive morale patch with a stitched border, a crossed rifle and riot shield, and the text STICKDEATH S.W.A.T. NO HOSTAGES WERE HARMED (MUCH) — ConceptS.W.A.T. patch

Heather grey t-shirt with a bullet-holed green road sign reading WELCOME TO GREENVILLE, POPULATION DROPPING, and Green Gene waving beside it — ConceptEscape from Greenville tee

White mug printed with the Greenville town sign, a getaway car with smoke and the line I ESCAPED FROM GREENVILLE — ConceptGreenville mug

Hard enamel pin of Green Gene, a green stick figure in a black ball cap, on a gold-edged round badge reading GREEN GENE, GREENVILLE — ConceptGreen Gene pin

Black t-shirt with a car fitted with roof spikes and side blades, a car thief stick figure flying off it, and the words ANTI-AUTO THEFT DEVICE, 2005 MODEL — ConceptAnti-Auto Theft tee

Poster: a giant spiked stick lizard named Stickzilla towers over a night city skyline with tiny stick figures running, in orange and black — ConceptStickzilla poster

Black and white striped t-shirt with a mugshot board reading STICKDEATH PENITENTIARY, INMATE 0001, held by a scowling stick figure — ConceptStickDeath Penitentiary tee

Natural canvas tote with a wooden stick man road-tripping across a hand-drawn United States map with seven numbered stops, titled STICK TOUR — ConceptStick Tour tote

Black mug with a calm smiling stick figure on one side and the same figure smashing a desk on the other, captioned ANGER MANAGEMENT, I AM CALM — ConceptAnger Management mug

Black knit beanie with a woven red label reading SURVIVOR, DAY 7, and a small stick mark — ConceptSurvivor beanie

ConceptSuper Beast skate deck

Black phone case styled as a riot shield with a viewport window and S.W.A.T. stencil lettering, with a small stick mark — ConceptS.W.A.T. phone case

ConceptStickDeath drip hoodie

ConceptClassic splatter tee

Sheet of six die-cut stickers: Super Beast head, S.W.A.T. shield, Green Gene, Stickzilla, a blood splat with the stick mark, and a GREENVILLE road sign — ConceptCharacter sticker sheet

Set of four hard enamel pins on a backing card: Super Beast head, S.W.A.T. shield, a red splat with the stick mark, and the infinity symbol — ConceptSeries enamel pin set

Your turn

Suggest a design.

Plain words, no links. A moderator reviews every idea before it appears on this page.

Approved ideas

Ideas from the community.

Approved ideas appear here once voting opens.

How voting works

Counted, never invented.

Every number on this page is a stored vote returned by the server; until the vote service is connected the page shows no numbers at all. Without an account, this browser keeps a random voting key in its own storage and the server keeps only a salted hash of it, so a key can be reset and those votes are a signal rather than verified people. Votes from signed-in accounts are counted separately. No email, IP address or tracking is kept.

Why not open now

Shopify bills from day one.

A Shopify store charges from the moment it is started, so it stays unopened until the votes say it is worth it. When it opens, Shopify will handle products, sizes, prices and checkout; no card number will ever touch this website.